SNAILATHON TRAINING GUIDE
Just 9 … er, 10 … Simple Steps
Step 1: Watch Training Video
Step 2: Stretch
Optional: Get Moustaches
Step 4: Pump Up Jams
Step 5: Begin Snailathon
Step 6: Slow Down
Step 7: Read God Walk
Step 8: Smell the Flowers
Step 9: Enjoy the Journey!
Just Added: Step 10!
Get the Uniform!
You can now get this soft black cotton t-shirt, featuring Roberta Landreth’s wonderful GOD’S SPEED snail artwork in gold ink.
SNAILATHON RESOURCES
Like Ben’s Shirt?
Ben discovered a box of unworn vintage FEEL FREE t-shirts (printed in 1997!) in the Arends’s basement a year or so ago. He grabbed one and it became one of his favourite tees. He happened to wear it to the GOD’S SPEED video shoot, and it made it into the Snailathon. We have a handful of those shirts left (XL and L only) - if you want to own a piece of history you can get one here.